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4. Animal Jokes

Whether you’re on a trip to a zoo or just taking the dog for a walk, dad jokes are never far away when there’s an animal about.

  • What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
  • How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
  • My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
  • I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
  • Do you know why you never see elephants hiding in trees? It’s because they're so good at it.

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