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3. Children Jokes

The kids are another favorite topic for dads to make fun of. Dads can be embarrassing at times, but they earn the occasional giggle, too.

  • Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: Don't call me later, call me Dad.
  • Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit me.
  • Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No I got them all cut.
  • Kid: Make me a sandwich! Dad: Poof, You’re a sandwich!
  • Kid: I’m hungry! Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.

What Are the Best Dad Jokes Ever? ljubaphoto / Getty Images

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