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5. Travel Jokes

Holidays are when many people travel and spend more time together as a family. That gives dads a chance to try out their puns on a captive audience.

  • Last year I went on a ballooning holiday. I put on four stone.
  • The rotation of Earth really makes my day.
  • What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
  • What did the ocean say to the sailboat? Nothing, it just waved.
  • Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

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