Corny, Cheesy Jokes That Are So Bad They're Good

9. Corny jokes for word nerds

The other day, I bought a thesaurus. But when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

Did you hear the one about the pregnant woman who went into labor and started shouting, “Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Shouldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”? She was having contractions.

Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? A: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

Q: What do you say to comfort a grammar nazi? A: “There, their, they’re.”