Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast? A: On the dark side.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho cheese.
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A carrot.
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop.
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti? A: An im-pasta.
There's been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris. There's nothing left but de Brie.
Uncle Ben just passed away. No more Mr. Rice Guy.

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