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10. Corny anti-jokes

Q: What did one Frenchman say to the other? A: I have no idea; I don’t speak French.

Q: What did the farmer say after he lost his tractor? A: “Where’s my tractor?”

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient beings and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.

Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite food? A: Vampires aren’t real.

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