2. Corny jokes about work

Q: What do you get when you wake up on a workday and realize you ran out of coffee? A: A depresso. Friend 1: Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing. Friend 2: Really? Because I could really see you working in a glass factory. Q: What did the schizophrenic accountant say? A: I hear invoices! Q: Where are average things manufactured? A:The satisfactory.

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.

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