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They say nothing prepares you for swimsuit season like a good belly laugh. Seriously! Researchers have found that just 15 minutes of laughter a day can give your abs a workout, helping you burn up to 40 calories. It’s hard to think of a better way to tone your midsection.

Sometimes you can’t beat a bit of cheesiness when it comes to jokes. Corny quick-hitters are famous for being so bad they’re good, and you and your friends will be rollicking in no time. Who needs the gym?

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1. Corny jokes about relationships

Q: How are relationships a lot like algebra?

A: Sometimes, you look at your X and wonder Y.

Q: Why should you never laugh at your spouse’s choices?

A: Because you’re one of them.

My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. You could say I Schwepped her off her feet.

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I called her up and asked, "Did you get my drift?"

I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me, but I didn’t show up. I'm hoping she gets the message that we’re not working out.

Two satellite dishes meet on a roof, fall in love, and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant.

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