Dads are famous for their jokes. They usually bring a smile and often a groan from their cheesy one-liners. Perhaps dads have a stockpile of jokes ready, or maybe they make them up on the spot. The best dad-jokes are puns, and they usually relate to the kind of subjects dads talk a lot about; their children, marriage, or job. There’s something warm and wholesome about dad humor. Maybe you feel like reading some classics, or perhaps you’re a dad looking to expand your joke library? Whatever you’re looking for, we have some great, clean dad jokes. Groans guaranteed.


1. Food Jokes

Dads love a good joke about food. Here are five one-line jokes about everything edible which are sure to raise a smile.

  • Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? There’s great food, but no atmosphere.
  • What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
  • How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
  • What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
  • What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
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