Say 'I Don't' to These Things as a Wedding Guest

8. Don't inappropriately insert yourself into the narrative

We've gone over the white attire. But you'd be surprised by how many other ways guests have managed to make weddings about them. And no, we're not talking about genuinely warm gestures like giving classy, touching toasts.

It's the dramatic pregnancy announcements and surprise proposals to which we refer. And the guests who regale others with tales of their spectacular nuptials that make the current one pale in comparison. Ever heard the phrase "pick your moment?" Most people only ever get this one day to shine. Don't be the doofus who takes away from that.