Corny, Cheesy Jokes That Are So Bad They're Good

6. Corny jokes about animals

Q: What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A: A labracadabrador.

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

Two snails are chatting on the sidewalk. “I’ll have to cross the road,” says one. “Well, be careful,” says the other one, “there’s a bus coming in an hour.”

A truckload of tortoises crashed into a train car full of terrapins. What a turtle disaster!

Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward? A: A receding hare-line.

I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said, “Thanks.” I said, “Don’t mention it.”