These Cheugy Vintage Ads Are Past Their Prime

30. Slacking off

If you want to attract women, get some tailored slacks, and if the ladies become too obsessed with you, you've always got a shovel to sort that problem out. We don't know what's worse—this sexist and mildly disturbing advert or the fine print at the bottom encouraging men to use the company's Legg Gauge to check whether the "girl" in their life has perfect legs. Also, did Mr. Leggs not realize women had access to rulers and measuring tapes they could use to size men up? Way to open a can of, ahem, worms. Let's see how well he can keep his head, then.