2. "Late in the Evening, There's a Glow Below the Horizon, and I Know Deep in my Heart... It's Your Birthday Cake."

Is your best friend really your best friend if you can't troll them a little on their birthday? This birthday quote is one of our favorites because it lulls the reader into thinking it's going to be some kind of greeting card platitude before forcing them to confront the towering inferno that their birthday cake has become after adding yet another candle this year. This birthday quote is sure to score at least a few rueful chuckles.

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