Advertisement

What’s better than a side-splittingly good joke? A side-splittingly good joke that’s loaded with smut and innuendo, of course! Let’s face it, like a martini, sometimes you just like your laughs a little bit dirty. And adult humor is just about the only thing where the more sauciness you add, the more tasteless it gets. If you’re looking to store a few R-rated rib-ticklers up your sleeve that will make people giggle, gasp, and wince in equal measure, you can’t go wrong with a well-told dirty joke.

Advertisement

1. Do I know you?

A guy is at the grocery store one day. He’s doing his shopping when he notices a beautiful young woman waving at him. She comes over and says hi to him.

He’s taken aback because he can’t remember where he knows her from. So he asks her, “Do you know me?”

She replies, “Yes! I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”

The guy’s mind is whirring now, and it travels back to the only time he’s ever been unfaithful to his wife. He asks the woman, “Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching? While your girlfriend whipped my bare backside with bratwurst?”

She looks into his eyes, and calmly replies, “No. I’m your son’s teacher.”

RichVintage / Getty Images
Advertisement

More on Facty

Disclaimer

This site offers information designed for educational purposes only. The information on this Website is not intended to be comprehensive, nor does it constitute advice or our recommendation in any way. We attempt to ensure that the content is current and accurate but we do not guarantee its currency and accuracy. You should carry out your own research and/or seek your own advice before acting or relying on any of the information on this Website.