Q: Why did the math book look so sad? A: Because it had so many problems. Q: How many books can you put into an empty backpack? A: One. After that, it's not empty. Q: Why did the student eat his homework? A: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake! Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? A: Spelling! Q: Why did the giraffe get bad grades? A: She had her head in the clouds. Q: Why did the teacher put on sunglasses? A: Because her students were so bright.
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